Trick or Treat

Well, it’s that time of year when Old Man Winter unleashes here and there hints of bone-shivering days and nights to come much to our dispirited chagrin. But WOW have your friends at KFC outdone themselves in their attempts to make Glade, Febreeze and Airwick soooo 2020 BASIC. After an instantaneous sellout this time last year, KFC promises an abundant supply, primarily at Walmart. Produced in partnership with Enviro-Log, go ahead and treat your family to the all day long mirage of mouth-watering, succulent, crispy, oh-so-tender chicken frying away on the stovetop. And as an added bonus, you’ll SMELL like fried chicken should cozying up by the fire with a nice book be more your jam. With all of us mostly WFH, isn’t that nice? And finally, when the hungry family bounds down the stairs in anticipation of a fast food feast and ask longingly what’s for Dinner you can smile and happily reply LEFTOVERS! They’ll sulk as they stomp over and join you by your raging $50 chicken-scented fire. Hey it’s a pandemic, we gotta have some fun somehow, no? Thank you for the infinite razzing possibilities, KFC!